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I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home

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I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement HomeBy: Fergus Craig Published by Penguin Group, 2026 02 17 After a decades long stint in prison, former serial killer Carol is looking to kick back and relax in her new retirement home until a fellow resident drops dead and Carol has to prove she actually didn't do it this time.< b>

Carol is delighted to be leaving her tiny prison cell behind to take her place in a luxury retirement home. She's hoping her past as a serial killer won't come to
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Jimmy Patterson
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Very solid and nice looking
Color: Natural, Size: 72 Inch
Very solid. Mounting hardware is sturdy when you mount it into the studs of the wall. I weigh 180 lbs and I sat on it with no issue
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Reviewed in the United States on December 30, 2025
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Amazon Customer
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Bonus secret compartment in these beauties 😉
Absolutely LOVE these real wood shelves. The perfect depth to actually be functional in the bathroom! Came with all the hardware to install and very well packaged--you can tell a lot of care went into these. The hardware was tucked into a carved out notch on the backside of the shelf, which now we can use as a secret compartment! (Seriously, no one would find it there if you wanted to hide some keys or cash! 🤭) The metal drywall mounting brackets didn't work (or we just weren't using them correctly?), but we had other drywall mounts, so it wasn't a problem for us. Highly recommend these high quality shelves. 👍
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Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2025
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Cassie & Arthur
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 1
Be aware, questionable quality
Color: Natural, Size: 36 Inch
Great idea, but overall a huge pain. Had to order and return multiple times to get a shelf that didn't have crumbling edges, jagged wood filler, or giant cracks.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
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Isaac Winkles
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Look fabulous….
Color: Natural, Size: 72 Inch, Color: Natural, Size: 72 Inch
Medium heavy shelf, Easy to install, looks great, perfect for this utility room. Less expensive than others, A++.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2026
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Glenn Petrucci
Draper, US
★★★★★ 3
Metal Parts are Flimsy
Color: Natural, Size: 72 Inch
The wood shelf part is very nice, but the hardware is lacking for this length of shelf. The bracket that mounts to the wall is very thin metal, and mine was warped so that I had to bend it a bit to mount it straight. It also allows the shelf to bounce at the slightest touch, even though it is attached at the studs. I had to use a couple of chair brackets on the bottom of the shelf to keep it steady, which kind of defeats the "floating shelf" look. That said, with the brackets it is now quite sturdy and doesn't look bad at all.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 5, 2025

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