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Don't Trust the Universe Unisex Hoodie
Don't Trust the Universe Unisex Hoodie
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Don't Trust the Universe Unisex Hoodie

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$64.00
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Don't Trust the Universe Unisex HoodieSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in
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DR Palm Springs
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect for the occasion
Size: Small, Color: Purple
Fit was great and true to size. I am 5'6" 140 lbs. and wear 38S jacket. Ordered a small. Bought this for a "Prom" theme party. Everyone commented on it. It's not a high quality garment. But for something like new years eve party or a night out in Vegas it's perfect.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 15, 2024
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J. Matarazzo
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Size: Large, Color: Black
We got this for my son for prom last year and it's a beautiful jacket! No complaints.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 5, 2026
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Anica Smith
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent!!!
Love it, have another color form this company
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Reviewed in the United States on August 5, 2025
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Nefertidee
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Great quality jacket
On stage presentation in this jacket was fabulous. Great quality. He did have to buy a larger size to get the sleeve length but a tailor fixed the shoulder to a perfect fit. Will buy again in another color.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 3, 2023
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Ricki Nicewander
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 4
Will reorder for largest size
Size: XX-Large, Color: Red Gold
Love the look but smaller than anticipated based on size chart.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 28, 2020

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