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SH*T MY DAD SAYS

Marsoni M251S
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SH*T MY DAD SAYSAfter being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty eight year old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy three year old dad. More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming of age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family
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0/10 chance it’ll actually hold your phone
Instillation- easy. Function- terrible, it didn’t hold my phone up for more than 2 seconds before the entire holder fell down (IPhone 16 pro; 7.5oz with a slim case.) Fit- great but useless for the durability.
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This mount was great for about a week. After that it popped off and would not stay in place. I would not recommend buying this.
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Waste of Money
Worked great for about a week and then came off. It won’t clip back on now.
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